Los Angeles, welcome to Zlatan. #zLAtan #LAGalaxy pic.twitter.com/nFAY4X9zbR
— Zlatan Ibrahimović (@Ibra_official) March 23, 2018
Ahh the MLS. Doing what it does best, signing past their prime, washed up, old farts to humiliate themselves, and somehow still dominate the league. Congratulations to the LA Galaxy for being the destination that Zlatan will bring his talents to. Yesterday, Zlatan shocked nobody by kicking Manchester United’s ass and leaving them out to dry. This is after Zlatan put ACL injuries 6 feet under by returning in record time and shaming Derrick Rose even more.
https://instagram.com/p/BYBZ79dgwmA/
But enough about ACL victims, let’s talk about Zlatan because he hasn’t seen any action since December. Not to talk him down, but even if, “The Special One,” doesn’t see it in Zlatan, then why should we. Not only that, but Zlatan has scored 1 goal since his injury. So why should LA Galaxy fans be excited about bringing in Zlatan.
I’ll tell you why me because Zlatan is a Badass and a winner. He’s seen trophies from every team that he’s played for (Didn’t win the Prem because he didn’t want to). Zlatan is a stone cold killer. If you think he isn’t going to kill it in MLS to prove that he deserves to play in the World Cup, then you are a big dummy. Yeah, sureeee, “he’s retired.” Zlatan is retired from Sweden the same way Brett Favre was retired from football. It’s just not really true. The man is yet to score a goal at the big stage, now he has a good chance of scoring 4 against Mexico. Although if he doesn’t return to Sweden, is it because he’s afraid of Mexico??? Prove it otherwise. I’ll leave you with some badass Zlatan goals, and hope you will come back for a horrible, big Costa Rica Blog. Yay!
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