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Inter Miami Finally Get Their Guy, Land Rodolfo Pizarro

📝| Comunicado a nuestra Afición y a la Comunidad en general. Más información 👇🏻https://t.co/099jjnE63D #EnLaVidaYEnLaCancha — Rayados (@Rayados) February 12, 2020 Ahora si adiós pic.twitter.com/KM0sw6vLK4 — Cisco (@Ciscofrs) February 12, 2020 FINALLY!!! This saga of “Who will David Beckham seduce to Miami first?” has ended. It only took, oh all offseason to do so. Maybe …

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I Don’t Understand All The Hate On The MLS 25th Season Uniforms

1996 ⏩ 2020 Fresh take on an iconic look. Our @adidassoccer EQT kits celebrating the 25th season of MLS. #FORWARD25 pic.twitter.com/G1iyknUhi5 — Major League Soccer (@MLS) February 6, 2020 Just like all of MLS Twitter, I spent all day waiting for the MLS kit reveal. I don’t know why I wanted to see them considering …

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2019 MLS Recap

The MLS’s 24th season officially ended November 10, 36 days ago. In the following days, just about everyone wrote their cheesy article about how LAFC couldn’t finish off their, “magical,” season. Well, that’s not what this blog is about. This blog is totally about me gloating in everyone’s face about being right about my original …

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2019 US Soccer Recaps: USWNT, MLS, NWSL, USL, NCAA Soccer

¡No puede faltar el bailecito de @romantorres05 para celebrar!🕺🇵🇦#SoundersMatchDay | #SEAvTOR | #MLSCup pic.twitter.com/ImqUVNz9UM — MLS Español (@MLSes) November 11, 2019 When December rolls around every year, there are only 2 things that are really brought up at the dinner table, 1. College Football Bowl Season and 2. maxing out your credit cards on presents …

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MLS Opening Week Recap: Will Michael Bradley break Sebastian Giovinco’s goal record for Toronto FC?

When I woke up Saturday morning, I knew from the very beginning that the day would be full of surprises. Unlike the mucus and snot oozing out of every hole in my body, I knew I would be able to handle these, “surprises.” Because if you were a loyal reader of this blog (which would …

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MLS 2019 Season Preview: Atlanta United, 50 ft of trash, then 23 other teams in MLS?

Can you smell that? No that wasn’t me who farted, but can you smell that other thing? No, not the smell of urine and old man cologne coming from Zlatan, Rooney, and Schweinsteiger, I’m talking the smell of a new MLS Season. The 24th season of MLS’s(?) history. So, it’s only fitting that the recent …

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Pogba joins Atlanta United. Lukaku and Hazard future is with the MLS!

 It’s not every day that an MLS signs a player whose hair is as loud as his play on the field. I swear Atlanta is just flexing by flopping out its thicccc wallet and signing all the players. Getting this UEFA inter-continental quality player, and former Champion in Europe is a huge get for Atlanta. …

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No the MLS did not win yesterday!

https://twitter.com/NotAlexis/status/1092252192021626880 https://twitter.com/RhiannanEusse/status/1092410018102722561 “I hate soccer because it’s so low scoring” pic.twitter.com/DwcnpchISK — Gaby Kirschner (@gabykirschner) February 4, 2019 https://twitter.com/MLSRewind/status/1092243025860939776 I got to be honest with you all. I’m a football addict. As much as I love soccer, nothing, and I truly mean NOTHING can compare to SuperBowl Sunday. Yes, it sucks that the MLS is …

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Miguel Almiron to Newcastle United. Baby Garber spits on MLS’ growth potential.

Miguel Almiron and his agent Daniel Campos at Atlanta Airport, jetting off to England! #NUFC pic.twitter.com/W7vJsLye0t — Roberto Rojas (@RobertoRojas97) January 30, 2019 Breaking: #ATLUTD, #Newcastle agree to terms on transfer of Almironhttps://t.co/YlXihrncOO#MLS #EPL — Doug Roberson (@DougRobersonAJC) January 29, 2019 This is a huge blow to Atlanta United. Because they’re losing Miguel Almiron? Nope. …

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