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17. Does Matias Almeyda Have Enough To Clinch The Playoffs?

The short answer… Maybe. Personally, I don’t think so. We’ll go over their offseason moves. But they really didn’t do shit. 4 moves so far? You can’t be serious. After finishing last season 4 points from the playoffs, this should have been the off-season to get significantly better. Going after a dangerous striker/Wondo’s replacement, or …

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19. FC Cincinnati Will Redeem Themselves For 2019. Well, It Can’t Be That Hard TBH

๐Ÿ—ฃBack-To-Back for @FiddleGT. Another #eMLS trophy coming back to the Queen City! @eMLS League Series Two Champion ๐Ÿ† pres. by @CocaCola & @PlayStation pic.twitter.com/3JEdcETgSr — FC Cincinnati (@fccincinnati) February 16, 2020   It doesn’t take an MLS expert to know that Cincinnati just stunk at sports in 2019. Bae Rose Lavelle has kept the city …

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22. Kansas City Thinks Pulido Leads Them To The Playoffs, I Strongly Disagree

When we're away, we're still home.#roaddron // #OneSportingWay pic.twitter.com/sH1FBJghEz — Sporting Kansas City (@SportingKC) February 10, 2020 The thing I most hear from people when writing about teams in the 20’s is always, CHIRP CHRIP CRICKETS because no one reads this. But, if I actually had an audience, they’d say some shit like, “WTF! Why …

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23. Can Thierry Henry Win The Hearts Of The Quebecois?

Bienvenue ร  Montrรฉal Thierry Henry! Welcome to Montreal @ThierryHenry! ๐Ÿ“ฐ >> https://t.co/PqjrZOMtct#IMFC #AllezMTL pic.twitter.com/jRjBKa4wqB — CF Montrรฉal (@cfmontreal) November 14, 2019 Montreal is really only known for 3 things. Poutine William Shatner AND 3. Montreal Impact losing to 2 games to FC Cincinnati last year I have the utmost respect for Thierry Henry. I think …

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21. Losing Acosta And Rooney Is Both The Worst And Best Possible Thing That Happened To This Team.

Suspected ACL tear. Scan in the morning. — Steven Goff (@SoccerInsider) February 16, 2020 Yeah, this is just a giant Hot Take… Hear me out, DC United is a talented team, but they’re actually not. I know it sounds shitty, but like, they’re just not that good. I’m gonna go more “in-depth,” if that’s what …

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I Think An MLS Team Will Win The CONCACAF Champions League This Year.

https://twitter.com/125MTL/status/1204240703406116864?s=20 Now, I know I already have the label as the town moron in soccer media. Scratch that, Iโ€™m not even in the town. Iโ€™m more like a really poor farmer on the outskirts talking to my 2 cows and 3 chickens about why my hot takes are better than other websites. Well, because there …

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24. Will Nashville SC Make A Splash In Their First-Ever Season In The MLS?

Nashville knows how to party. ๐ŸŽ‰ And @NashvilleSC brought the party with them to surprise number two overall pick, Jack Maher at his house! ๐Ÿ‘ // #SuperDraft by @adidassoccer pic.twitter.com/k0D6oODDi8 — Major League Soccer (@MLS) January 9, 2020 So, you landed an expansion team and it’s your inaugural year? Here’s a checklist of things you …

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25. Orlando City SC Need All That Mickey Mouse Magic In 2020

Live from The Wall on the 39โ€™ goal – Nani goes bottom right corner to drill the free kick. Ocity 1-0. @OrlandoCitySC #OCSC #MLS pic.twitter.com/rlnEkGbeu3 — Matt Young (@UCFdayandKnight) February 9, 2020 I would say that one of my biggest worries in American soccer, is that Orland City Sc’s shitty play/management will effect NWSL’s Orlando …

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26. Vancouver Needs to Dial Dr. Peter Venkman’s Number To Get The Ghost of Alphonso Davies Out of BC Place

Goal @CanadaSoccerEN ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ! Lucas Cavalini scores Canadaโ€™s second goal of the night! This is the first win against @ussoccer_mnt ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ since 1985! #CNL #FollowTheDream pic.twitter.com/TQjtE2FCfA — Concacaf Nations League (@CNationsLeague) October 16, 2019 What a difference 3 years can make! Just 3 seasons ago, this Vancouver team finished 3rd in the Western Conference and looked …

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