“Boooo!!!” “You moron!!” “Germany Overrated?? Up yours!!” All these may be phrases you think of when visiting this website. It’s understandable due to the fact that I may be the least qualified to have an opinion on the WC. But it doesn’t stop daytime TV fools like Skip or Cowherd, so why the hell should …
PutinMania18: World Cup Official Prediction as told by a Bumbling Idiot Read More »
Germany overrated? $1000. Mexico not as bad as we think? $600. Joachim Low sniffing his fingers this summer? Priceless.
It’s always a hot take when discussing whether Lukaku and Hazard will be featured on the 23-man World Cup Roster for Belgium. Both are still very young in their careers. Both currently are active starters for very good clubs. And neither have accomplished a major championship for their national squad. But to give the hottest …
Will Martinez take Lukaku and Hazard to the World Cup? Read More »
Oscar: "I don't care if I go to the World Cup or no, I'm only criticized for coming to China, I personally think of my family, and my future. I don't want to get poor when I am old and live on memories that I played in the World Cup." pic.twitter.com/mu4BbXdYk8 — Mootaz Chehade (@MHChehade) …
Bonjour tout le monde. Je suis desole pour ce que tu vas lire. Sometimes I gotta stunt that I took 2 years of French in college. Your boy was eager to show off his Italian in the Italy preview, but due to unforeseen circumstances, you will not get that pleasure of reading poorly grammarized Italian. Instead, you will get French, …
It sounds like the build-up to a great joke. A Dutch, with some Australians, walk into a Russian Bar. After a so-so performance against Honduras for a spot in PutinMania, the Socceroos find themselves in a tricky group. France should finish first without a hiccup, but after that, the 2nd spot isn’t as clear. Don’t …
Sup? What? Why you looking at me like that? I legitimately told you that there was almost no chance I’d post your favorites teams fake rosters this week. And by your favorite team, I mean, the team you unluckily got stuck with. Because let’s be honest, we all wish we were born in Brazil or Germany, …
Southgate’s Version of the Lion King Cast for PutinMania 18 Read More »
As you should know by now, 2 blogs in a row from me is almost indicative of a Nobel Peace Prize. In fact, there’s a better chance of Juan Carlos Osorio playing players in their natural position, than me going back-to-back on blogs. But sometimes, the supernatural happens. Just like my diet, which starts on …
Ahhh yes, my monthly visit to the site that I am ashamed of. If you have been patiently waiting for a blog recapping the transfer window, first, please find a hobby or seek help, and second, I just don’t see the point in telling you about another failed Arsenal signing. RIP Aubamayeng, it was fun …
Introducing, the Road to PutinMania: Roster Predictions Read More »
Well, maybe not in America, but if you have, even the slightest amount of love for soccer, yesterday is what you live for. It had it all, late goals, back and fourth standings switching, Americans being terrible at soccer. I promise, that’ll be the last thing i say on the USMNT, for I plan on …
Last Night was a Great Day for the Soccer Brand! Read More »
