European Soccer Leagues

The 105th Blog Telling You Which Team You Should Root For, As Told By A Bumbling Idiot

Soccer is Back! How things have changed since we last saw footy in America. All our domestic (and foreign) leagues got canceled. Apparently, the hot trend is leagues streaming teams playing against each other in FIFA. Development academies and NCAA teams are getting axed. Alex Morgan finally gave birth in her 10th trimester! This website …

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Carlos Vela going on loan to Barcelona. (?)

REPORT: @FCBarcelona considering a move for Carlos Velahttps://t.co/ZSKwbuXWyV — beIN SPORTS USA (@beINSPORTSUSA) January 18, 2019 https://twitter.com/jasoninho10/status/1085647359621517313?s=21 There aren’t many Mexican soccer players who are worthy of playing at Barcelona. I think probably only apart from La Chofis Lopez, Carlos Vela has that Barcelona false 9 play style. Now Carlos Vela and La Chofis Lopez …

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Salah Wins Goal of the Season; Ronaldo and Bale May Commit Murder Tonight

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJ8XGUgvoAM] Alright, I think we can all agree that Salah’s 2017/18 was off the charts and probably deserved to win the Player of the year award. HOWEVA! This goal had absolutely NO RIGHT to be even nominated for goal of the year; let alone to win it. You can say what you like, but …

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Premiere League to add a “Winter Break,” in 2020, in other news, EPL replaces MLS as the Softest League.

The Guardian- A winter break will come into force in the Premier League for a first time in the 2019-20 season in a move the Football Association believes will help England to succeed at future World Cups and European Championships. The governing body has agreed to move the FA Cup fifth round to midweek and …

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Jamie Carragher Spits on Trolling Manchester Fan, and GOOD FOR HIM!!

Mirror.co.uk- Speaking exclusively to the Mirror, he admitted: “I lost my head. It was a bit more than ‘hiya Jamie, it was 2-1’. It went on for two or three times. I drove away at first and it just continued and continued.” [youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAo6SNt4lLg] As you have seen by now, Liverpool’s legendary defender, Jamie Carragher spit at …

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Coutinho dumps Klopp and joins Messi and co. in Barcelona

The Guardian- Philippe Coutinho has completed his move from Liverpool to Barcelona – but will not be able to make his debut for three weeks because of injury. Coutinho signed a five-and-a-half-year contract with Barça on Monday to finalize a transfer that could be worth up to £142m to Liverpool. “Tenim un nom el sap tothom, Barça, Barça, …

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Ronald Koeman gets the Boot from Everton

pic.twitter.com/EAEMydTN7n — Everton (@Everton) October 23, 2017 You know, life moves awfully fast. One minute you change a culture, and establish a winning formula at Southampton, the next you have Evertonians at your feet, while simultaneously being a candidate for one of the most prestigious jobs on earth, Barcelona manager, and the next you get …

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Edinson Cavani Needs to Stop Being a Little Bitch

So, unless you dislike soccer, you should already know about the drama that is ensuing in Paris, between Edinson Cavani, and Neymar. For those of you that don’t know, PSG spent a hilarious $263 million, 1 season after Manchester United spent, what at the time was the world record, $105 million on Paul Pogba. Now, …

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Somebody Start a Slow Clap for Leigh Griffiths

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NXKhxTY9kw] I absolutely LOVE this move by Leigh Griffiths. Saturday saw the renewal of the Scottish derby between Glasgow’s two soccer teams Celtic and Rangers. If you don’t know much about the heated rivalry, it’s basically the biggest rivalry in soccer, considering the history between the two. After spending a couple seasons in the …

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