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The 105th Blog Telling You Which Team You Should Root For, As Told By A Bumbling Idiot

Soccer is Back! How things have changed since we last saw footy in America. All our domestic (and foreign) leagues got canceled. Apparently, the hot trend is leagues streaming teams playing against each other in FIFA. Development academies and NCAA teams are getting axed. Alex Morgan finally gave birth in her 10th trimester! This website …

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I Think An MLS Team Will Win The CONCACAF Champions League This Year.

https://twitter.com/125MTL/status/1204240703406116864?s=20 Now, I know I already have the label as the town moron in soccer media. Scratch that, I’m not even in the town. I’m more like a really poor farmer on the outskirts talking to my 2 cows and 3 chickens about why my hot takes are better than other websites. Well, because there …

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Spencer FC blesses WoSo with his Promise of a Charity, Kinda.

DISCLAIMER: I am not asking Spencer to donate his own money. I just want to say how shitty it looks for him to make it a publicity stunt. That it’s douchey for him to try and make it seem like he’s this big contributor of WoSo. He can do whatever the fuck he wants with …

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Alex Morgan Scores 100th goal for the USWNT at the age of (never mention a woman’s age)

Hey everybody! You may be thinking, boy oh boy, look at this lazy piece of trash, and you’d be right. Soccer is evolving to being apart of that elite group of sports in America, and I have put almost no effort to improving this site. I too hate myself for it. I can sit here …

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USWNT beats Brazil: Does Alex Morgan have the Clutch Gene?

The buildup. Then the finish.Watch @TobinHeath work. pic.twitter.com/vBj4MVe08B — U.S. Women's National Soccer Team (@USWNT) March 6, 2019 Thanks Nash Philly and Tampa for the energy you all brought. Loved getting the W with these girls tonight! Guess I’m stuck on 99 for another month 🤪 — Alex Morgan (@alexmorgan13) March 6, 2019 We are …

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USWNT play first game of 2019. Last loss of 2019? France 3 – USA 1

Diani with an audacious lob as France leads 2-0 against USWNT (📹:@FOXSoccer) pic.twitter.com/JNHrAH83da — SI Soccer (@si_soccer) January 19, 2019 First USWNT goal of 2019 🇺🇸 What a finish by Mallory Pugh 🔥 pic.twitter.com/Vk0GIGhSA1 — FOX Soccer (@FOXSoccer) January 19, 2019 There aren’t many games in the last couple of years in which you can …

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Carlos Vela going on loan to Barcelona. (?)

REPORT: @FCBarcelona considering a move for Carlos Velahttps://t.co/ZSKwbuXWyV — beIN SPORTS USA (@beINSPORTSUSA) January 18, 2019 https://twitter.com/jasoninho10/status/1085647359621517313?s=21 There aren’t many Mexican soccer players who are worthy of playing at Barcelona. I think probably only apart from La Chofis Lopez, Carlos Vela has that Barcelona false 9 play style. Now Carlos Vela and La Chofis Lopez …

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Salah Wins Goal of the Season; Ronaldo and Bale May Commit Murder Tonight

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJ8XGUgvoAM] Alright, I think we can all agree that Salah’s 2017/18 was off the charts and probably deserved to win the Player of the year award. HOWEVA! This goal had absolutely NO RIGHT to be even nominated for goal of the year; let alone to win it. You can say what you like, but …

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Premiere League to add a “Winter Break,” in 2020, in other news, EPL replaces MLS as the Softest League.

The Guardian- A winter break will come into force in the Premier League for a first time in the 2019-20 season in a move the Football Association believes will help England to succeed at future World Cups and European Championships. The governing body has agreed to move the FA Cup fifth round to midweek and …

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