It has now been almost 2 months since NC Courage won their 2nd straight NWSL Championship. I hope this blog finds you well, friends. I know the long, cold, boring offseason is just beginning. It’s gonna be as big as a mental hurdle, as Elizabeth Ball has had since Christen Press murdered her in cold …
The MLS’s 24th season officially ended November 10, 36 days ago. In the following days, just about everyone wrote their cheesy article about how LAFC couldn’t finish off their, “magical,” season. Well, that’s not what this blog is about. This blog is totally about me gloating in everyone’s face about being right about my original …
¡No puede faltar el bailecito de @romantorres05 para celebrar!🕺🇵🇦#SoundersMatchDay | #SEAvTOR | #MLSCup pic.twitter.com/ImqUVNz9UM — MLS Español (@MLSes) November 11, 2019 When December rolls around every year, there are only 2 things that are really brought up at the dinner table, 1. College Football Bowl Season and 2. maxing out your credit cards on presents …
2019 US Soccer Recaps: USWNT, MLS, NWSL, USL, NCAA Soccer Read More »
DISCLAIMER: I am not asking Spencer to donate his own money. I just want to say how shitty it looks for him to make it a publicity stunt. That it’s douchey for him to try and make it seem like he’s this big contributor of WoSo. He can do whatever the fuck he wants with …
Spencer FC blesses WoSo with his Promise of a Charity, Kinda. Read More »
Hey everybody! You may be thinking, boy oh boy, look at this lazy piece of trash, and you’d be right. Soccer is evolving to being apart of that elite group of sports in America, and I have put almost no effort to improving this site. I too hate myself for it. I can sit here …
Alex Morgan Scores 100th goal for the USWNT at the age of (never mention a woman’s age) Read More »
The buildup. Then the finish.Watch @TobinHeath work. pic.twitter.com/vBj4MVe08B — U.S. Women's National Soccer Team (@USWNT) March 6, 2019 Thanks Nash Philly and Tampa for the energy you all brought. Loved getting the W with these girls tonight! Guess I’m stuck on 99 for another month 🤪 — Alex Morgan (@alexmorgan13) March 6, 2019 We are …
USWNT beats Brazil: Does Alex Morgan have the Clutch Gene? Read More »
When I woke up Saturday morning, I knew from the very beginning that the day would be full of surprises. Unlike the mucus and snot oozing out of every hole in my body, I knew I would be able to handle these, “surprises.” Because if you were a loyal reader of this blog (which would …
Can you smell that? No that wasn’t me who farted, but can you smell that other thing? No, not the smell of urine and old man cologne coming from Zlatan, Rooney, and Schweinsteiger, I’m talking the smell of a new MLS Season. The 24th season of MLS’s(?) history. So, it’s only fitting that the recent …
MLS 2019 Season Preview: Atlanta United, 50 ft of trash, then 23 other teams in MLS? Read More »
Fourth time? 🤔🤔🤔 … it only took us once to learn. #VegasWynalda #WeAreReady #VivaLights https://t.co/pW0gzIa335 — Las Vegas Lights FC (@lvlightsfc) February 7, 2019 Now I’m no social media guru, you probably figured that out by seeing our Instagram and Twitter with historical low followers @BackupAllstars, but I know a fuck up when I see …
It’s not every day that an MLS signs a player whose hair is as loud as his play on the field. I swear Atlanta is just flexing by flopping out its thicccc wallet and signing all the players. Getting this UEFA inter-continental quality player, and former Champion in Europe is a huge get for Atlanta. …
Pogba joins Atlanta United. Lukaku and Hazard future is with the MLS! Read More »
