After a down year of not qualifying for the playoffs, Toronto FC found themselves once again in the MLS Final vs the Seattle Sounders. With Giovinco leaving in the Winter, I don’t think anyone thought Toronto would be good. Noone said they would be bad, but MLS Cup Finals good? Nah. Maybe they rode the …
I don’t know if any team in the MLS has ever watched, read, or even caught a sniff of what FC Dallas has done with their youth academy. Now you’re probably well aware of the talent that FC Dallas has developed, but it’s honestly so much more impressive when the names are displayed for you …
Who could have a thought a team that finished 3rd in the league, and only gave up 41 goals, 3rd in the league? Let’s be honest, they surprised people in finishing third. No doubt they could have qualified for playoffs last year, but no one was really clamoring for RSL to finish 3rd. 2020 is …
15. How Much Of A Drop Off Will RSL Have In 2020? Read More »
How can a team, worth 300 million, not go out and find replacements for some of their best players of all time, almost immediately? Bradley Wright-Phillips leaving and you have no plan? Are you serious? That’s a joke. Go out and sign anyone. Literally anyone. A has been with a big name. A young guy …
16. Is This The Year RBNY Goes After A Third DP Slot? Read More »
The short answer… Maybe. Personally, I don’t think so. We’ll go over their offseason moves. But they really didn’t do shit. 4 moves so far? You can’t be serious. After finishing last season 4 points from the playoffs, this should have been the off-season to get significantly better. Going after a dangerous striker/Wondo’s replacement, or …
17. Does Matias Almeyda Have Enough To Clinch The Playoffs? Read More »
🗣Back-To-Back for @FiddleGT. Another #eMLS trophy coming back to the Queen City! @eMLS League Series Two Champion 🏆 pres. by @CocaCola & @PlayStation pic.twitter.com/3JEdcETgSr — FC Cincinnati (@fccincinnati) February 16, 2020 It doesn’t take an MLS expert to know that Cincinnati just stunk at sports in 2019. Bae Rose Lavelle has kept the city …
19. FC Cincinnati Will Redeem Themselves For 2019. Well, It Can’t Be That Hard TBH Read More »
#FORWARD25 \ @ColoradoRapids Burgundy looks good on you. 😎 pic.twitter.com/orYVSnhlHY — Major League Soccer (@MLS) February 6, 2020 There is a little part of me that feels for Colorado. An OG of the league that has always been a bright spot of the league. The small-market team has always done a great job of being …
20. Can The Colorado Rapids Actually Make The Playoff? Read More »
When we're away, we're still home.#roaddron // #OneSportingWay pic.twitter.com/sH1FBJghEz — Sporting Kansas City (@SportingKC) February 10, 2020 The thing I most hear from people when writing about teams in the 20’s is always, CHIRP CHRIP CRICKETS because no one reads this. But, if I actually had an audience, they’d say some shit like, “WTF! Why …
22. Kansas City Thinks Pulido Leads Them To The Playoffs, I Strongly Disagree Read More »
Bienvenue à Montréal Thierry Henry! Welcome to Montreal @ThierryHenry! 📰 >> https://t.co/PqjrZOMtct#IMFC #AllezMTL pic.twitter.com/jRjBKa4wqB — CF Montréal (@cfmontreal) November 14, 2019 Montreal is really only known for 3 things. Poutine William Shatner AND 3. Montreal Impact losing to 2 games to FC Cincinnati last year I have the utmost respect for Thierry Henry. I think …
23. Can Thierry Henry Win The Hearts Of The Quebecois? Read More »
Suspected ACL tear. Scan in the morning. — Steven Goff (@SoccerInsider) February 16, 2020 Yeah, this is just a giant Hot Take… Hear me out, DC United is a talented team, but they’re actually not. I know it sounds shitty, but like, they’re just not that good. I’m gonna go more “in-depth,” if that’s what …
