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Houston Dash make a trade, years of not making the playoffs extended.

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That #NWSL trade has finally happened, expect a formal announcement shortly. The Houston Dash send Sofia Huerta and Amber Brooks to Reign FC, Megan Oyster, Shea Groom and a 2022 draft pick head to Houston (2nd rd, conditional). — Meg Linehan (@itsmeglinehan) February 3, 2020 Thank you, @schuerta 🧡 pic.twitter.com/ldEhWXccQz — Houston Dash (@HoustonDash) February …

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2019 MLS Recap

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The MLS’s 24th season officially ended November 10, 36 days ago. In the following days, just about everyone wrote their cheesy article about how LAFC couldn’t finish off their, “magical,” season. Well, that’s not what this blog is about. This blog is totally about me gloating in everyone’s face about being right about my original …

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2019 US Soccer Recaps: USWNT, MLS, NWSL, USL, NCAA Soccer

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¡No puede faltar el bailecito de @romantorres05 para celebrar!🕺🇵🇦#SoundersMatchDay | #SEAvTOR | #MLSCup pic.twitter.com/ImqUVNz9UM — MLS Español (@MLSes) November 11, 2019 When December rolls around every year, there are only 2 things that are really brought up at the dinner table, 1. College Football Bowl Season and 2. maxing out your credit cards on presents …

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Spencer FC blesses WoSo with his Promise of a Charity, Kinda.

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DISCLAIMER: I am not asking Spencer to donate his own money. I just want to say how shitty it looks for him to make it a publicity stunt. That it’s douchey for him to try and make it seem like he’s this big contributor of WoSo. He can do whatever the fuck he wants with …

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Alex Morgan Scores 100th goal for the USWNT at the age of (never mention a woman’s age)

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Hey everybody! You may be thinking, boy oh boy, look at this lazy piece of trash, and you’d be right. Soccer is evolving to being apart of that elite group of sports in America, and I have put almost no effort to improving this site. I too hate myself for it. I can sit here …

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USWNT beats Brazil: Does Alex Morgan have the Clutch Gene?

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The buildup. Then the finish.Watch @TobinHeath work. pic.twitter.com/vBj4MVe08B — U.S. Women's National Soccer Team (@USWNT) March 6, 2019 Thanks Nash Philly and Tampa for the energy you all brought. Loved getting the W with these girls tonight! Guess I’m stuck on 99 for another month 🤪 — Alex Morgan (@alexmorgan13) March 6, 2019 We are …

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MLS Opening Week Recap: Will Michael Bradley break Sebastian Giovinco’s goal record for Toronto FC?

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When I woke up Saturday morning, I knew from the very beginning that the day would be full of surprises. Unlike the mucus and snot oozing out of every hole in my body, I knew I would be able to handle these, “surprises.” Because if you were a loyal reader of this blog (which would …

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MLS 2019 Season Preview: Atlanta United, 50 ft of trash, then 23 other teams in MLS?

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Can you smell that? No that wasn’t me who farted, but can you smell that other thing? No, not the smell of urine and old man cologne coming from Zlatan, Rooney, and Schweinsteiger, I’m talking the smell of a new MLS Season. The 24th season of MLS’s(?) history. So, it’s only fitting that the recent …

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