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23. Can Thierry Henry Win The Hearts Of The Quebecois?

Bienvenue à Montréal Thierry Henry! Welcome to Montreal @ThierryHenry! 📰 >> https://t.co/PqjrZOMtct#IMFC #AllezMTL pic.twitter.com/jRjBKa4wqB — CF Montréal (@cfmontreal) November 14, 2019 Montreal is really only known for 3 things. Poutine William Shatner AND 3. Montreal Impact losing to 2 games to FC Cincinnati last year I have the utmost respect for Thierry Henry. I think …

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21. Losing Acosta And Rooney Is Both The Worst And Best Possible Thing That Happened To This Team.

Suspected ACL tear. Scan in the morning. — Steven Goff (@SoccerInsider) February 16, 2020 Yeah, this is just a giant Hot Take… Hear me out, DC United is a talented team, but they’re actually not. I know it sounds shitty, but like, they’re just not that good. I’m gonna go more “in-depth,” if that’s what …

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I Think An MLS Team Will Win The CONCACAF Champions League This Year.

https://twitter.com/125MTL/status/1204240703406116864?s=20 Now, I know I already have the label as the town moron in soccer media. Scratch that, I’m not even in the town. I’m more like a really poor farmer on the outskirts talking to my 2 cows and 3 chickens about why my hot takes are better than other websites. Well, because there …

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24. Will Nashville SC Make A Splash In Their First-Ever Season In The MLS?

Nashville knows how to party. 🎉 And @NashvilleSC brought the party with them to surprise number two overall pick, Jack Maher at his house! 👏 // #SuperDraft by @adidassoccer pic.twitter.com/k0D6oODDi8 — Major League Soccer (@MLS) January 9, 2020 So, you landed an expansion team and it’s your inaugural year? Here’s a checklist of things you …

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25. Orlando City SC Need All That Mickey Mouse Magic In 2020

Live from The Wall on the 39’ goal – Nani goes bottom right corner to drill the free kick. Ocity 1-0. @OrlandoCitySC #OCSC #MLS pic.twitter.com/rlnEkGbeu3 — Matt Young (@UCFdayandKnight) February 9, 2020 I would say that one of my biggest worries in American soccer, is that Orland City Sc’s shitty play/management will effect NWSL’s Orlando …

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26. Vancouver Needs to Dial Dr. Peter Venkman’s Number To Get The Ghost of Alphonso Davies Out of BC Place

Goal @CanadaSoccerEN 🇨🇦! Lucas Cavalini scores Canada’s second goal of the night! This is the first win against @ussoccer_mnt 🇺🇸 since 1985! #CNL #FollowTheDream pic.twitter.com/TQjtE2FCfA — Concacaf Nations League (@CNationsLeague) October 16, 2019 What a difference 3 years can make! Just 3 seasons ago, this Vancouver team finished 3rd in the Western Conference and looked …

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Inter Miami Finally Get Their Guy, Land Rodolfo Pizarro

📝| Comunicado a nuestra Afición y a la Comunidad en general. Más información 👇🏻https://t.co/099jjnE63D #EnLaVidaYEnLaCancha — Rayados (@Rayados) February 12, 2020 Ahora si adiós pic.twitter.com/KM0sw6vLK4 — Cisco (@Ciscofrs) February 12, 2020 FINALLY!!! This saga of “Who will David Beckham seduce to Miami first?” has ended. It only took, oh all offseason to do so. Maybe …

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USWNT Wins the CONCACAF Women’s Olympic Qualifiers

2004 🏆 2008 🏆 2012 🏆 2016 🏆 2020 🏆 CONCACAF CHAMPS! pic.twitter.com/LgzFQBw2jH — U.S. Women's National Soccer Team (@USWNT) February 10, 2020 TOKYO 2020, WE'RE ON OUR WAY! pic.twitter.com/KpsEuRdYYy — U.S. Women's National Soccer Team (@USWNT) February 8, 2020   Talk about domination. Conceded zero goals all tournament. ZERO. Lots of people talk about …

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I Don’t Understand All The Hate On The MLS 25th Season Uniforms

1996 ⏩ 2020 Fresh take on an iconic look. Our @adidassoccer EQT kits celebrating the 25th season of MLS. #FORWARD25 pic.twitter.com/G1iyknUhi5 — Major League Soccer (@MLS) February 6, 2020 Just like all of MLS Twitter, I spent all day waiting for the MLS kit reveal. I don’t know why I wanted to see them considering …

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