If you have read my blogs before, which you haven’t because “why would you?” you’d realize that I don’t know what I am talking about and that I will tell you I don’t know what I am talking about. However, I am able to dumb things down for people, but more so because I’m not …
Preview of the NWSL Challenge Cup Final for Novices Read More »
Welcome back stranger. I see you haven’t renewed your subscription to the Athletic or Equalizer or whatever other soccer website that makes you pay for content. Look, I know I can’t write like those pro’s, but a list is super easy to read so there’s that. I actually can’t even explain how excited I am …
We are just days away from the NWSL Challenge Cup Finals. In the words of Ant-Man, “Look at us. Who would’ve thought?” Lots of you doubted this would see its way through. I for one, also kinda doubted it would go on without a hitch. So, before I go on praising my new favorite players, …
NWSL Players Who I’ve Fallen in Love With This Tournament Read More »
Oh… Oh, you’re back for some more? Or for the first time? Might I suggest logging on to the old twitter machine to give me a follow @SnacksBautista. Or you don’t even have to follow me, just tweet like, “Hey @SnackBautista you’re a dumbass,” just to get the ball rolling. I need people to talk …
What We Learned In The NWSL’s First Weekend Back? Read More »
Welcome in, stranger. I see you’ve wandered into the weird part of the internet again. Well, this is a disclaimer to what you’re about to read. I am no expert on the league. In fact, I’d probably seek 100 other blogs before coming here. But there is no paywall so there’s that. If that doesn’t …
NWSL: A Blog For People That Don’t Really Know The League Read More »
Soccer is Back! How things have changed since we last saw footy in America. All our domestic (and foreign) leagues got canceled. Apparently, the hot trend is leagues streaming teams playing against each other in FIFA. Development academies and NCAA teams are getting axed. Alex Morgan finally gave birth in her 10th trimester! This website …
The 105th Blog Telling You Which Team You Should Root For, As Told By A Bumbling Idiot Read More »
The return of the MLS can only mean one thing. The return of Liga MX homers talking about MLS being “crap” or “second-tier” blah blah blah bullshit. Apart from them being morons, as CCL would tell, they are wrong morons. Speaking of wrong morons, your back to this outrageous, bad takes filled, no humor ass …
Beckham Is Back, Chicharito Is Here, 3rd Annual 2020 MLS Preview/Predictions Read More »
Hey, remember that time I predicted Seattle to win last year? Yeah, you can thank me I guess. Oh and this guy. Always thank this guy. [youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GG-jMjvnua8] It was a beautiful return to glory for Seattle. A team that didn’t win a single preseason game last year, and scored an only semi-respectable 52 goals …
8. Can Seattle Finally Get That Back-To-Back Champions Status? Read More »
Listen to me when I say, this is a tough blog to write. How do you even shoe in a team to finish top 5 in their conference, when their best acquisition was a 32-year-old forward that score 10 goals in 30 games last year? Not great. Oh, and their new head coach has zero …
I’m glad I baited you into clicking on this one. I might go as far as saying this is my hottest take of them all. I believe in the Chicago Fire FC, no matter how stupid their new logo is. I can admit, this is 100% a bias take for my dearly beloved Fire. I …
