Another year, another USMNT Failure. Our country was in the midst of the biggest fork in the road a country has ever faced. Option A: You can go left and be well on your way to be a respectable footballing country. Option B: Go right and still be on the way of becoming a respectable …
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I tell you, no Twitter is as sus as US Soccer Twitter. One second you’re trying to relax on a Saturday, the next we get some wild fucking rant hurled at us. I’m sure by now you have read up on, or seen that some guy went and said some stupid shit on a US …
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Do you see what I see? No, not the scuffed formatting of this website. I mean the overwhelming amounts of talent OL Reign is gathering for the 2022 season. What Jean-Michel and the Baguette Squad have done in the little time as the owners of our beloved Seattle-Tacoma-Washington area NWSL team is remarkable. You just …
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Ah yes. It’s that new car year smell. The hope of a year filled with joy, laughter, love, fun, and for crying out loud the end of this goddam pandemic. Just as the homies PFizer came out with a vaccine to end this god forsaken hell, I have suddenly begun to experience a symptom or …
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It doesn’t get sneakier than sneaking in a BOMBSHELL 2 days before the New Year. 2020 has been such a shit year so ending it on a high note is YUUGGEE! A little good news never hurt anybody. The young goat Mal Pugh and a bonafide stud in Woldmoe, haul for a bunch of draft …
Mal Pugh Traded To Chicago Red Stars: Great News Is Great! Read More »
If you, like me, spend preposterous amounts of time on that stupid tweety app, you’d probably have come across this sad, sad story. Enter one Mr.(?) Charlie Kennan. A person who had gained a nice little following for his coverage on Men’s Youth National Team prospects, or as he’d probably refer to them, US Soccer …
Let’s go back to May 27, 2020. If I were to ask you, the Utah Royals would go from an excellent host of the NWSL Challenge Cup, to cease as an organization within 6-months, you’d might have called me a moron (again?). It’s a tough look but one that is necessary. Utah was kinda, sorta, …
For as shitty as 2020 has been, it’s offered some kick-ass sports stories. The following is just a blog about me gassing up the 2020 Houston Dash. https://twitter.com/kristieamewis/status/1287515281498284033?s=20 The Challenge Cup brought many surprises, an undefeated Courage losing in the first round, Sky Blue FC proving all the idiot analysts wrong, and thousands of people …
How A Team With 0 USWNT Players Won The NWSL Challenge Cup Read More »
Here we go again kiddos. The trade is back on! If you haven’t followed this saga of, will they or won’t they, first of all, congrats. Second of all, this trade is a big win for the NWSL Players Association. I think we are beginning to see the league move towards a “Players League,” (when …
Kelley O’Hara Traded To Washington Spirit Again (Maybe) Read More »
You had to have seen it coming. The rest of the world didn’t shit the bed on the Rona, so their INT soccer teams get to actually play games and go out to bars without getting their team banned from a bubble. But the good ole USA is still trying to play catch up, and …
