Introducing, the Road to PutinMania: Roster Predictions

Ahhh yes, my monthly visit to the site that I am ashamed of. If you have been patiently waiting for a blog recapping the transfer window, first, please find a hobby or seek help, and second, I just don’t see the point in telling you about another failed Arsenal signing. RIP Aubamayeng, it was fun while it lasted. Whats done is done. So, as being the crappy writer that I am, I will do as other crappy writers do and predict stuff. (Because it worked out so well last time.)

I mean, like seriously, none of my picks panned out. WTF World. Go my way, ONE TIME!! Just once!! But let’s look at that spin zone. I said Lucas would be outta there, and he chose he’ll ride the bench at Tottenham. I said Coutinho would inevitably end up in Barca so there’s that. I said Liverpool would still be in the Champions League hunt and drew possibly the weakest squad Porto. See. I’m not all that stupid. Only about 90%

Be let’s get to brass tax, why this blog In case you haven’t noticed, the World Cup has snuck up on us and is only 130 days away. About 20 weeks away (don’t fact check me on that). So, continuing the trend of being a crappy writer I shall, to the best of my ability (which isn’t much), predict all 23-man rosters going to the World Cup this year. That’s right, I’ll be searching on Wikipedia over 736+ names to end up copying and pasting each teams respective Qualifiers squads. Poor me. All I ask is that you skip through the words and simply see the Squads. Is that too much to ask for? Probably.

Without further ado, I’ll make my promise, and end up procrastinating about doing these blogs, for procrastination is my specialty. As far as what order I just randomized the teams names and will release in that order. Maybe twice a week, maybe once a week but I will do them (maybe). Keep them eyes open for the first one to drop tomorrow. It’s Mexico!! My love-hate relationship with them grows with each game. Since they recently played on Wednesday, I figured they’d be first. Until then Deuces.