Metro– Lima’s anti-drug police unit confirmed the cocaine, which was found in a shipping container, was destined for Belgium. Along with Messi’s logo and face, some of the 288 packages discovered also had the king of Spain’s official seal on the front. It’s claimed that the use of Messi’s photo is to indicate the product’s quality and to stop people tampering with the packages.
Messi is slowly, but surely, giving away his secret life away. First, it started off with his tax evasion. In which he pleaded, “ignorance,” meanwhile he used companies in Uruguay and Belize to get around paying taxes. Nobody uses companies in Belize or Uruguay, unless they’re doing something illegal. It’s just common sense. Then, in the Panama Papers leak, it was discovered that he owned part of a shell company. Basically, it was a company that did absolutely nothing, but was used to launder money, I guess. And yesterday, over 1.5 tons of cocaine were found in Peru, with the intention of shipping to Belgium. EUROPE!! The continent that he practically owns!!
Nobody would ever stop to say, “hmmm those Messi packages seem suspiciously heavy, lets inspect it.” NOBODY! If Messi is behind somehow behind this, he would have no chance of ever being caught. “Yeah let’s move tons of coke in which the police would never look into packages that seem like my merchandise. And if we ever get caught, I’m in Barcelona, and have no reason to be the number 1 suspect behind drug dealing. Meanwhile, all profits will go to a company in Uruguay, which sends it to Belize, which sends it to my company in Panama, which then sends it to my foundation, which I will take some money out of.”
Messi could well be the best athlete in the world, while also being the kingpin drug dealer of the world. Shoutout to him for allowing all his drug dealer friends handle that, while he makes hundreds of MILLIONS of dollars on Sponsorships and Salary. My only tip to Messi is to, “tread lightly,” because the shit can hit the fan awfully fast.
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